How to Pick Up a Girl

There are plenty of people who are good at picking up girls…but they aren’t good at explaining what they do. Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you’re either destined to be good with girls, or you aren’t. This is a skill anyone can learn.

# Don’t get sucked in to thinking that you can only find girls to date when you’re out at a party or at the bar. They’re on the street, in a store, in class, everywhere you go. Just go out into the world and pay closer attention.
# Start by [[flirt|flirting]] with her a bit.
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Tips for Making a Perfect Arrangement for Thanksgiving Party

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by Keene and Cheshire County (NH) Historical Photos

Tips for Making a Perfect Arrangement for Thanksgiving Party

Thanksgiving vacation! What a grand time to have a party. Boys and girls love to dress in costume and a nice idea is to ask each guest to come to the party dressed as a Puritan. Take a tip from this article on how to arrange such wonderful and a nice Thanksgiving party.

A good game to start your party off is “Laughing Handkerchief.” Everybody sits in a circle. “IT” holds a handkerchief in the air while everyone laughs. The harder you laugh the more fun it is. Without warning “IT” drops the hanky. When it hits the floor everyone is supposed to stop laughing and immediately put on a “straight face.” The last one to stop laughing becomes “IT.” This is lots of fun.

When this hilarious game has been played for a bit and while your guests are still seated in a circle, the “Count Your Blessings” game can be played. One child starts off with “I am grateful for apples” or something beginning with the letter “a.” The next child is grateful for something beginning with “b” as “I am grateful for my brother.” The third “c” might say, “I am grateful for children to play with.” So on around the circle and through the alphabet. If a child fails to think of a word beginning with the proper letter he drops out of the circle. The one remaining in the circle longest can be given a chocolate turkey as a prize.

“Indian Trader,” an active game, is a nice change after sitting games. Guests divide into two groups and locate at opposite ends of the room. One group is called “Traders” and the other “Indians.” The traders decide among themselves upon some vegetable to sell to the Indians. When they have chosen one they march across the room and stand before the Indians. A spokesman says “We have a vegetable to sell. Guess what.” As soon as some Indian names the right vegetable all the traders scoot for their own side of the room with the Indians in hot pursuit. If an Indian catches one of the traders, he must join the Indians. Then the Indians take their turn at selling vegetables. This game entertains for some time.

A nice quiet game to follow can be “Questions and Answers,” either oral or written. If written, of course, paper and pencils must be furnished. A suitable and not too hard list is:
Answers
1. What is the Thanksgiving fowl? Turkey.
2. Who were guests at the first Thanksgiving dinner? Indians.
3. Who were the hosts at the first American Thanksgiving dinner? Puritans.
4. Name one grain the Pilgrims found in the new world . Corn.
5. At what time of the year did the Pilgrims hold their first Thanksgiving? In the fall after
the Harvest.

If desired a small prize may be given to the one answering correctly the most questions.
Nice refreshments are orange ice and gingerbread turkeys. If there is cold turkey in the house turkey sandwiches are good. Then there always is ice cream. Ice cream in turkey molds and cookies in the shape of pumpkins are sure to please your guests.

Thanksgiving party is very much helpful for the kids. It makes them think what they are grateful for as well as fill them with a great joy and fun being together with friends.

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Ways For You to Attract Beautiful Women


by Ed Yourdon

Ways For You to Attract Beautiful Women

Most men would love to have the ability to attract beautiful women. Why else would magazines with beautiful women on the cover sell so well to men? Yet, this does not seem to be a real possibility for the average guy. The average guy seems to believe that he has to deal with average women as his only possible options. Then there are the guys that do get it. These are the ones that despite not having a lot of money or the best looks, are able to gain the attention and the attraction of sexy women almost wherever they go.

What are some ways that YOU can make this YOUR reality?

1. Don’t limit your options. Just because you don’t think that you earn enough money or that you do not have the luxury car in the parking lot, don’t let that keep YOU from approaching an attractive woman when you see her. You might be surprised at the reaction that you get when you are able to approach a woman and confidently start a conversation with her.

2. Practice, practice. The more times that you get comfortable approaching women, the better your results will be. The shy guy that sits in the corner and does nothing at all but have a look, is NOT the one that gets to date beautiful women. You have to be able to take charge and not mind if you fail once in a while.

3. Work on building rapport. When you can gain enough rapport with a woman right off the bat, you won’t have to worry about all the little details. You will be able to spark attraction with a woman and keep her attention on YOU.

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Spotted on the chemical storage shelf in an adjacent laboratory. Now where did I put the MSDS?

Now included in the Museum of Hoaxes

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Someone emailed me this today, from DP review apparently. Truly a classic, I particularly love the adams mode button and the buttons for beer, wine, pizza and sex.

The call spock button is a nice touch as well 🙂

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Covering topics ranging from the PGA to the United States Congress, Durwood Fincher’s unique spin on the facts leaves the people in his wake as confused as they were in the beginning, but at least now they have something to laugh about. Fincher, aka Mr. Doubletalk, has taken his gift for speaking from both sides of his tongue and turned it into an insightful — and funny — career.
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One of the most triumphant moments in Aron Ralston’s life occurred when he finally managed to break the bones in his lower right arm.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Christmas Dinner

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by drurydrama (Len Radin)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Christmas Dinner

I’m not quite sure why I never thought about it before. I suppose many people never consider it. It’s easy to get wrapped up in our own lives, going about our daily activities and seldom giving any thought to what is happening on the other side of the world.

As Christmas approaches, I got to thinking, there is little doubt about what will be on the menu Christmas day at my house … but what do other folks around the world eat on the 25th of December. I decided to find out, and you may be as surprised as I was at some of the dishes! Here’s a small sample of what other people are eating on this special day.

Czech Republic – fried carp and potato salad are the traditional meal in this eastern European country.

Germany – suckling pig, macaroni salad and rice porridge, plus a variety of sweets and baked goods.

Poland and Ukraine – a ritualized and elaborate meal which consists of 12 meatless dishes.

Mexico – tamales, rice, green chilies stuffed with cheese and a sweet drink called atole.

Portugal – cod fish and baked potatoes are the main fare.

Russia – meat dumplings followed by an array of pies and cakes.

Spain – starters such as salmon or prawns followed by homemade soup. The main dish is usually cod or shellfish.

Italy – as usual the Italians know how to live. A 7 course meal which starts with salads and moves right on through to roasted meats, pastas, puddings, fruit and cheese and winds up with chocolates.

Japan – believe it or not, the favorite is a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, followed by strawberry shortcake.

While everyone may have a different type of meal to enjoy on Christmas day, we all have one thing in common; we all share one special day together.

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Flirting Body Language: 3 Flirting Body Language Signs Of Attraction


by Eleventh Earl of Mar

Flirting Body Language: 3 Flirting Body Language Signs Of Attraction

During pre-historic times, humans already have a way of applying flirting body language to show the opposite sex that they like what they see. Of course, we were a bit more frank then, and the codes were easier to decipher. Nowadays, we have already learned the art of subtlety, which makes the whole thing more challenging and exciting.

Over the years, man’s flirting body language has evolved into something more mysterious. We have even forgotten our ancestors’ direct-to-the-point ways – only using those skills on a purely unconscious level. Below are some examples to help you along.

Flirting Body Language # 1: The Hand That Feeds You

Some people like to flirt with others by feeding them fruit or a bit of cake from their own hand or utensil. Usually, this practice is done by lovers. However, more guys and girls are now starting to adopt the sweet gesture and use it to their advantage.

Of course, this flirting body language sign of attraction can also backfire. For one, it can surprise them if they are suddenly being offered the spoon. Such instances can result in awkwardness. If you find yourself unable to eat from the other person’s fork, simply take the utensil for yourself to avoid embarrassment.

Flirting Body Language # 2: Preening Material

When a woman leans in close to fix a man’s tie, there is a high probability that she is flirting with him. This flirting body language sign of attraction implies that she wants that man to look his best and that she wants to do that for him alone – to nurture and protect him.  

Men also have their own version of the tie-fixing action. Notice that they often tuck a few stray strands of a woman’s hair behind her ear or simply let their fingers glide through them.  

Flirting Body Language # 3: Goodnight Kiss

Friends or acquaintances who kiss you goodnight could also be a flirting body language sign of attraction. These people would like to know you better and would like to step over their usual boundaries.

It could be a light peck on the cheek or perhaps even a kiss on your hand. While guys tend to be more daring, girls are also stealing their share of kisses as well.

Flirting body language has certainly developed over the years – and not surprisingly so. After all, man has evolved from convening in caves to meeting up in bars and parties. It’s time for you to open your eyes and look to the future as well.

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QI, Series G: Episode 15 – Green (Part 2/3)

The fifteenth episode of the seventh (or “G”) series of the BBC comedy show QI (all about things green), as first broadcast on Friday 26th March 2010 at 8.30pm on BBC1, hosted by Stephen Fry and accompanied by guests Bill Bailey, Danny Baker and Jeremy Clarkson, alongside regular panellist Alan Davies. For more QI-ness, please visit the QI Blog at qitalk.blogspot.com and the official QI website at http For more Gluben-ness, please visit The Gluben Blog at gluben.blogspot.com You can also find me elsewhere! Facebook www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Google Buzz: www.google.com

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No, this isn’t my photo. It’s been floating around the Net for a few years now. I thought it was appropriate for my new Absolutely Hilarious group. If the original creator of this masterpiece happens by, I hope they post a full size image to the group.