How to Pick Up a Girl

There are plenty of people who are good at picking up girls…but they aren’t good at explaining what they do. Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you’re either destined to be good with girls, or you aren’t. This is a skill anyone can learn.

# Don’t get sucked in to thinking that you can only find girls to date when you’re out at a party or at the bar. They’re on the street, in a store, in class, everywhere you go. Just go out into the world and pay closer attention.
# Start by [[flirt|flirting]] with her a bit.
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WAYS TO START YOUR OWN DIGITALPHOTOGRAPHIC BUSINESS! (Part Eight)

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by theirhistory

WAYS TO START YOUR OWN DIGITALPHOTOGRAPHIC BUSINESS! (Part Eight)

Your own digital, photography based, home business could start here. . .

*  PET BOWLS.  You could stick the photo onto the bowl on the outside with a transfer, or you can get bowls that come apart for the insertion of a photograph. Pet accessories are a huge market along with toys ,food and training. Millions is being spent daily. You only need a very small share of that market to make a good living, or even a life changing income. Apart from personalised bowls, how about general cute photos, or promotions for individual pet shop owners, pet toy and food manufacturers. The company who make these bowls did not go into it lightly, they made sure there was a market. Use their research to grab yourself a slice. Don’t go to the market with a sieve,go with a personalised pet bowl!

*  WINDOW ADVERTISING.  How many windows can you see if you, ahem, look out of your window? Quite a few I bet, not only in buildings, but vehicles too. How many are in commercial buildings or vehicles?  Still quite a few isn’t it?  Well with reverse cling film you can put photographs and sales messages on these windows. Window replacement companies, estate agents, politicians (they might be reluctant in case you see through them!), Try Yellow Pages, how many companies in there would look into this kind of advertising?  Must stop here I am becoming a pane, no that was’nt me I was framed.

*  BANNERS.  Personalised banners with photographs on are much better than just the words ‘happy birthday’. How about street parties. local events, tractor pulls, conker contests, garden fetes, Search out event diaries in your local press and contact them to see if they want a photographic banner with the organisers on, rather than that tired, tatty old one that can hardly be read anymore.

*  SECURITY HOLOGRAMS.  The security business is huge, holographs are easy to do now, put the two together and you are an innovative 21st century security company. Search security holograms on the internet and let that show you what others are doing and what they are charging. Then go to my blog and see companies that can help you.

*  CERTIFICATES.  Sports, academic, lots of certificates being printed out in schools, organisations, pre-schools, companies, training colleges every day. Get your certificate in front of the buyer with a school photo, appropriately engineered, or samples of what you can do.

*  FUZZY PRINTS.  This is a relatively new media to print on and will go into any standard inkjet printer. Obvious markets include animals (the ones with fur), landscapes with foliage, promotional postcards for material manufacturers. Maybe even a seaside postcard, I know water is’nt furry, but it moves. As I say, this is new and I haven’t tried out all the possibilities yet, but you can!

*  AUTO SHADES.  Functional auto sun shades. Advertising for car lots, holiday destinations, sun cream, sports like golf and tennis, humour, political statements ‘the sun always shines with our party’. Very good advertising media,  try local tradesmen who leave their vehicle all day.

*  PLAQUES/TROPHIES.  So many organisations and businesses that present plaques and trophies to their outstanding members or people. Have a look at whats on offer, where can it be improved? Fuzzy plaque for this years top suede shoe seller!

*  BINDERS.  Lots of these being carried around by students and business people. Colleges and companies may benefit with their own binders. Personalised binders, sports or music themed, promotional items for sports or music companies.

*  MEMO BOARDS.  Go into any business presentation and you will most likely see bland memo boards. Offer something new with the company photograph and mission emblazoned on it. Don’t forget memo boards for home.

This is just to get your creative juices going and your brain storming with ideas! The internet has opened up a never ending need for images, of anything and everything. Stock photography has changed, gone are the highly professional, large format shots of models and beaches, that had to be technically perfect, well they are not gone, but they are not the only opportunities for aspiring photographers who want to make a living with their hobby, their passion. Images that you would’nt believe started life as a photograph end up everywhere these days and the ability to transform these images is available to everyone, and in the comfort of their own home.

Don’t forget a lot of well known high street businesses started life on a kitchen table, why not yours?

Ged has over 30 years experience in Photography, with a special interest in Photography based Business Opportunities. He is a published Expert Author and has written about many of his experiences, Photographic Tips and Lessons for the newcomers. Covering all aspects and adding new information all the time

http://Photoanalytics.blogspot.com

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Is He Really Interested Or Just Wasting My Time? The Body Language Can Tell You The Truth


by amayzun

Is He Really Interested Or Just Wasting My Time? The Body Language Can Tell You The Truth

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Our body can produce over 700,000 unique movements

More than 90% of the job interview is conveyed by non-verbal means. You did all the homework for your interview. You know everything about the company, their vision, management style, what skills you have that would benefit this company, and where you expect your career to be in 10 years. Briefly you know all the correct answers to 249 interview questions, but at the end of the day what really counts is the main question: did you have good chemistry? Can they trust your message, and what you can do in order to make sure that they will?  

We polish our verbal skills for an interview or date, but few of us give much consideration to their non verbal communication and body language skills that support the verbal messages and can make the deferent.

Up-to-date research has proven that the large majority of messages are received in varying levels of effectiveness. The impact you make on others depends on what you say (7%), how you say it (38%), and by your body language (55%).

More than 90% of our communication is conveyed by non-verbal means. Body language is the main factor in such communication. This is an ancient form of interaction that is even more evident in the animal world. The non-verbal messages are mostly perceived in our unconsciousness leading us to a hunch or a feeling regarding a person or a situation: “I don’t like him, I can feel he is lying” or on the positive side, “I immediately felt connected to her”.
We can read other thoughts like open cards. The thoughts in our minds transfer into feeling that get an emotional expressions that our body pronounces in thousand of gestures, postures, and expressions.
The human body can produce over 700,000 unique movements. These movements have been partitioned into about 60 discrete and symbolic signals and around 60 gestures, postures, and expressions.
Body language can be used to improve your negotiation skills, your presentation ability, and in different social interactions, including a job interview.
Reading body language is a valuable key at a job interview, it gives you more tools than you could have. To succeed over other confronts you must be attentive to what silent body gestures you are giving off, you also need to be aware of the interviewer’s body language.
If it is a natural form of communication, why do I need to learn it?
Only a small percentage of the population perceive the non-verbal signs at the conscious level and can use body language as a tool to “read” others and to present themselves and their messages in a reliable way. These people can create empathy, detect lies within seconds, and feel immediately when it’s the right time to close a deal. Others can learn it; many politicians practice body language techniques and use personal training for these purposes. Similarly, police and security experts are trained to understand body language as a tool to detect lies. In the corporate world, body language interpretation is a key tool in the interview and hiring process of new employees. Some companies even have a body language expert present during interviews and as part of a negotiation team for large-scale deals.

How to start? Entering with long strides

Go to the interview and imagine that you already got the job before the interview even begins. Positives thoughts transmitted by your body into positive gestures.
The interview starts the moment you step into the room. Walk in tall, with a smile on your face. Make sure your hands are free and offer it to the interviewer. Make the handshake strong and firm, pumping hands once or twice, then releasing.
Entering with long strides characterizes a person with long-term goals and the willingness to take risks.
Remember that we never get a second chance to make the first impression.
Keep on open body – “I have nothing to hide”.
Straight, open hands forming one line with arm, shows honesty and openness.
Keep open body posture and appropriate eye contact. Seat yourself at a reasonable distance from the other person.
Most of the people find it too hard to lie while their hands are open. This message is most important as a first impression.

Eye contact
• “The eyes are often called, ‘the windows of the soul’ as they can send many different non-verbal signals.
• Eye contact often increases significantly when we are listening, and especially when we are paying close attention to what the other person is saying.
• Less eye contact is used when talking, particularly by people who are visual thinkers as they stare into the distance or upwards as they ‘see’ what they are talking about.
• Locked ankles
When a person makes very little eye contact, they may be feeling insecure. They may also be lying and not want to be detected; it also could be as a result of coulter behavior.
Smile
A good smile has the power to say, “I’m a happy, confident person and I’d love to work here”. Practice a smile that puts people at ease. It’s just as much your responsibility to ensure that there is a relaxed atmosphere during the interview.
Where would you like me to sit?”
Wait for the interviewer to direct you to a seat. You can ask the interviewer, “Where would you like me to sit?”
Try to avoid locking your ankles even if they are hidden from the eyes of the interviewer. It’s a blocking and negative gesture that affects your state of mind.
As a rule it is difficult for most people to control their legs since they are far from the head. This is even difficult for those people who are extremely aware of body language.
Don’t forget, people want to feel special. They want to feel as though you are speaking to them directly or that they are the most important person in the room during your conversation.

Why cards?

The information in this field is organized mostly in books, which is amazing taking into consideration the fact that it’s a visual mode of communication, and the crucial thing is to have the visual memory of the movement in mind when one encounters the relevant gesture.

Cards send a signal to our brain that it’s a game and not another bulk of information that we have to learn. People like to play and thus the information is more effectively consolidated.

By flash cards much of the information is integrated in additional brain areas, those involved in habits acquisition.

It’s also a very easy way to practice and repeat the information- which is more complicated with other means.
“You never get a second chance to make the first impression”
You can learn more in www.bodylanguagecards.com

Trained as a zoologist Gill became fascinated by the similarities of basic mammalian behaviors to those of humans. He has spent the last 18 years investigating this field and as a lecturer on non-verbal communication, presentation and public speaking.
He is a personal trainer of some leading corporate negotiators and politicians.
Gill shares his professional secrets of his trade in this unique tool to master the secrets of Body Language.

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When is Heidi Montag’s song “Body Language” song coming out?


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Question by ILuvHockey: When is Heidi Montag’s song “Body Language” song coming out?
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Released – August 16, 2007 (Leaked)

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The Body Language Secret Revealed


by Monyokararan.

The Body Language Secret Revealed

Are you looking for a way to climb to the top of the corporate ladder? If so, then you may wan to consider the way you sit, stand and converse with others in your office. What do your facial expressions and gestures say about you? And more important, what do the facial expressions and gestures of others reveal about their attitudes towards you? By learning the body language secrets, you can be on your way to greater success in the workplace. You might be interested to learn that the body language secret is easier to decipher than you might think.


If you are skeptical about the significance that the body language role plays in interpersonal and professional relationships today, consider the statistics that show that more than 90% of our message to others is communicated through non-verbal cues. This includes tone of voice, facial expressions and other forms of body language. By learning the body language secret, you will be able to improve the effectiveness of your own communication skills. Better communication can lead to landing the job you want, getting the promotions you seek and even finding the perfect mate.


Using the Body Language Secret to Exude Confidence


When it comes to getting the job or promotion, it’s all about confidence. You can exude self confidence to a potential boss with the proper body language techniques. In the case of a job interview, the body language secret is to walk with an easy stride, offer a firm handshake and maintain eye contact throughout the interview. All of these gestures will show an employer that you believe that you have what it takes to perform the job in question. As you enter a person’s office, immediately offer your hand for a firm, warm handshake. That initial gesture will say much about the type of first impression that you make on a prospective employer.


As you answer questions during the interview, make eye contact with the person that you are speaking with, and lean slightly forward to show interest in the conversation. Smiling is also a good way to show interest in your interviewer, as long as you don’t keep that grin plastered across your face for the entire interview! Allow your facial expressions and gestures to shift as the conversation and topic warrant. Check your posture to ensure that you are holding your body upright without appearing stiff or tense. Don’t be afraid to use hand gestures while talking, since well-placed gestures will convey sincerity and enthusiasm for the topic at hand – another body language secret to keep in mind.


The Universal Language


If you are interested in using the body language secret in the dating arena, many of the tips that you would use to land a job will be applicable here as well. However, there are some techniques that you can add to your body language repertoire to ensure that you appear approachable and friendly to members of the opposite sex. First, keep your body language open when in a social gathering, which means that you want to avoid gestures like crossing your arms and legs or holding an object in front of you. While this may be one of the oldest body language secrets in the book, it is still highly effective in attracting others to you.


Other ways to show interest include smiling, maintaining eye contact and keeping your body parallel to the person that you are talking to. While staring across the room at someone who looks interesting might be the way to get his attention, it may also scare him off if the look is too intense. A confident gaze across the crowd will show that you are friendly and approachable without setting off any alarms. It is also important to place yourself in the correct location of a room to enhance your chances of meeting new people. Your best bet is to circulate throughout the center of a room, or hang out by a window, since this is an area where people will tend to congregate. Avoid sitting at tables or the bar, or leaning against walls.


With the right body language secrets under your belt, you will have much more success in your professional and social life. The way that you convey messages nonverbally is much more important than the words you choose.

The best tips are yet to come! Learn more tips and advice about body language secrets. Visit Help Self Woman for all the self help advice you’ll ever need: http://helpselfwoman.com/bodylanguage/rs/index.html

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Should You Trust a Cheater?

Should You Trust a Cheater?

Women and men all over the world suffer from the heart wreck after they were cheated on. So what to do if you have been cheated on. I am sure you feel devastated, life seems to have taken a windy path, where you do not know who to trust, you can not stop crying or looking at old pictures, and probably wondering where you went wrong. These are all normal feelings, but understand the difference a person who is a “chronic cheater” someone who does this for a living, gets out of one relationship and into another one, and likes to breaks other person heart then stay away from that psycho. If your partner has had that tendency with other women then what makes you think he can’t hurt you? But if you feel that it is only a one time thing you might want to give him a second chance. Only if his reasons seem valuable, he or she should be sorry for the actions, must want to continue the relationship with you and never ever contact the person they cheated on you with. You are smart and it is important for you to decide whether your partner is lying or not. If you feel his/her apology is sincere and they mean it, then you might want to give your relationship another try. There is no harm in accepting someone you love and share a great chemistry with. But if you feel that you can do without the person, and there is no way you can ever forgive them then let go.

There is no guarantee though that if he cheated on you once he will cheat on you again or not cheat on you again. But in order to be more careful you need to keep an open eye towards any type of suspicious activity. Do not ignore even the smallest of clues. Check his credit card, and phone bill often. Ask him about his whereabouts, see if his cell phone is ever powered off.

Do not fall into the late night meetings crap every single day. If you feel he is distant from you. All of these are signs of your partner cheating on you. So make sure you talk to him/her about it before its too late. There is no harm in giving your relationship another chance, if it never happens again great you have accomplished a great phase of life, and if it does happen again then you should know that no matter what you will never return to this person again. There are great people out there who could be a lot more loyal, sincere, and keep you happier so do not worry and move on if you have to.

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