High Purity

A few nice joke images I found:

High Purity
joke
Image by David Reeves
Spotted on the chemical storage shelf in an adjacent laboratory. Now where did I put the MSDS?

Now included in the Museum of Hoaxes

new-eos
joke
Image by monkeyc.net
Someone emailed me this today, from DP review apparently. Truly a classic, I particularly love the adams mode button and the buttons for beer, wine, pizza and sex.

The call spock button is a nice touch as well 🙂

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LOL!

nice

Classic!

LOL! Just dissolve in water and you get… water! It’s magic!
(1-2-3)

Fantastic. Makes me feel thirsty just looking at this.

and i thought it was only a stephen wright joke.

Nope, in fact there’s a thriving online business. Ahem.

Thank you for adding this shot to the interestingness pool

LOOL! This is hilarious, thanks for the giggle!

Lol. great stuff. I need to keep some around in case of a drought. 🙂

At first I thought it was real.. then I was like wth? and now I feel dumb..

What a classic…

nice

This is truly funny. But did you know about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide? Take look here. 😉

Bernard is a genius 🙂

he he he

So if you are ever in need of water, all you need is some water and there you go!

I went to the dihydrogen monoxide link…it was as funny as this photo! You’re BOTH ah-ight with me!

bravo.. how the hell did u find this??

Weirdness … here I was just discussing the scientific properties of water in someone else’s photostream! 🙂

Wow I wished I was in on inventing this.

Hilarious!

love the irony

thirsty … arghhhh!!!!

Haha, that is hilarious.

Where did you find this! Really funny 🙂
OK! I saw it. next-door lab … huh?! Did you find out where they order it from?

Some guy probably made a fortune selling empty cans! 😉

Hmmmm

Great shot. It’d be a welcome addition to Things That Make You Go Hmmm.

Fantastic shot! And thanks for making this Creative Commons! I just posted this to my silly humor blog (Say No to Crack). Here’s the permanent link: Refreshing

Take care,
Anita =)

haha. i love it!

Great 🙂

that’s kinda scary… i can imagine some one actually following the directions – ROFL!

thanks for that

-corren
http://www.forever12.com

haha, love it!. An MSDS for that would be truly hilarious!

That is hysterical!!!


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LOL…maybe FEMA should get a bunch of those to hand out in case of emergency…..

does it have an expiry date on it?

pure gold……..via reddit.com

Haha… only in America! 😛

Please. This joke is so old, its older than the jokes about how old something is. Am I the only one to find this lame and unfunny?

I sent them an email and this was their response:

‘Thank you for your email regarding our Dehydrated Water. It is a patented product and we began "manufacturing" it in the 1960’s when space flights began. I am not sure if it qualifies as a collectable item but we do receive emails such as yours from time to time. If you would like to purchase more, please call our Customer Service Department at 800-323-3663.

Sincerely,

Mary Kay Nolan
Administrative Assistant to the CEO
Bernard Food Industries, Inc.’

Old but syill amusing…

Well given the renewed interest in this, I just went next door and took another look. The can does not have an expiry date, and members of the lab reckon that it may well have been there several decades…

Here is a typical MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheet) for water, which presumably would apply to this product too.

My favourite part:
"Emergency/First Aid Proc: EYES: FLUSH WITH POTABLE WATER FOR AT LEAST 15 MINUTES. SEE MD (FP N). SKIN: FLUSH WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WATER. SEE MD "

I’d like to add this on the shelf next to my can of B.S. Repellent.

Ha…wtf?

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot…seriously 😀

I’m thirsty now.

Hi David, I just added your picture to my recipe for home canning dehydrated water (in French only, sorry !). It’s a home canning blog with this "april fool" joke running since a while now. This page is linked from many recipes using "eau mouillée" (wet water) in the list of ingredients.

Your picture is the perfect addition to it.

Thanks for sharing !

That massive tin only makes one gallon?!

dehydrated water …lol

hehe

how funny!

fun!

Great to see such vision of next gen of labs.

[email protected]
http://www.accumaximum.com

Hi, I’m an admin for a group called THE PEOPLE’S CAFE, and we’d love to have this added to the group!

I found this on the net.
Bernard claims you can use this stuff as antifreeze in VW’s.
I thought that was funny since I hear Bugs are water cooled!
http://www.bernardfoods.com/foodservice/beverages/dehydatedwater...

I just saw one of these cans in good condition at my neighbor’s garage sale.

Uh-oh. Now I need one of these, too. Here’s a different one I have-
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3788905737/

Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Funny McGiggle, and we’d love to have this added to the group!

Thank you for your email regarding our Dehydrated Water. It is a patented product and we began "manufacturing" it in the 1960’s when space flights began. I am not sure if it qualifies as a collectable item but we do receive emails such as yours from time to time. If you would like to purchase more, please call our Customer Service Department at 800-323-3663.

Sincerely,

Mary Kay Nolan
Administrative Assistant to the CEO
Bernard Food Industries, Inc.

lol "pee break now" so how does it know when you need to pee and where does the wire go?

Awesome Monkeyc! I’m sure the Weirdies would love this too!

I note that phasers are set to "stun".

That Ideas button could be useful.

The Gin button is no good with out a vermouth button. You can tell that these computer tech sorts don’t know how to mix a good martini.
Love the picture though!

wow!I’m afraid that this version isn’t available in germany *snivel*

With the sex button all I need are sleep and eat buttons. I can handle anything else that comes up.

KWN has probably already got one.

Darn it! Didn’t post fast enough!

The sex button would work to put me to sleep so I would like a substitution.

So you want two sex buttons? Skip the sleep button? That sounds like a great idea. I think I’ll just have nothing but sex buttons. I’ll work out the rest.

How about one BIG sex button.
We should her RobotJam working on that!!

One would hope it has a shut-eye priority setting as an option . . .

Very funny!!!! LOL!

Let me know when it goes on sale. lol

Tres beau ce boitier 😉

no Eject button ???

~:o)

LOL – super cool 🙂

lmao… "Call Spock"

Truly great.

LOL – wonderful….nearly had a flash of button envy for a moment!

good work, whoever did it!

what would the "alarm"-button do? ^^

Mate:——— Just found this by dialing "humour" on a search.

Well done! Love a camera like that!!!

damn

Ultra wow! A desire of many!

nic one brother…..

When can I get one. The EOS X.

super sweet

WHOAHAHAHHA… Very creative. Love it. =0P

That’s funny 😀

excellent.. all the features needed included…

hehe well come to the future=))) faved

Here is a check for $10,000. Please pre-order one for me.

Hilarious

gotta love the "L" button

No HDR button?

Jaja great!!!!
No-clothes? Eos xxx 🙂

Where does the gasoline go?

I think it’s back near the trailer hitch.

Hahaha…. Great !!!

"Damn! Forgot the shutter release…"

fantastic! 🙂

GULP!!!!

I love it an want one…

Eine traumhafte Kamera. Ich weiß jetzt nur nicht ob die Bedienungselemente faszinierend sind oder nicht. Fakt ist, die Optik der Kamera entspricht voll meinen Vorstellung aber auch die Knöpfe für Bier, Wein und Geld sind sehr verlockend.
Mir gefällts 🙂

And where do I plug in the TV antenna?

it´s like a F1 cockpit! nice do a special college to work with this?

Sell your nikon stock, they are never catching up to this.

That’s a little excessive.

hahahaha

sex, gin, coke, money, pizza. i want this camera.

I’ll take two of them…. hahaha!!


This picture is hilarious. We would love for you to join our group, Please submit this to "Hilariously Funny Stuff" , and tag it with "Hilliously Funny Stuff".

Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Camera GROUP, and we’d love to have this added to the group!

As a Nikon user, I still can’t help but want this 😀

One can never have enough buttons, knobs, gauges & dials!

That PROTOTYPE was done by Pekka Saarinen. The owner of POTN (www.photography-on-the.net)

Not from DPreview.

It’s quite a few years old now. If you frequent the POTN forums you’ve seen it many times.

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