How to Pick Up a Girl

There are plenty of people who are good at picking up girls…but they aren’t good at explaining what they do. Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you’re either destined to be good with girls, or you aren’t. This is a skill anyone can learn.

# Don’t get sucked in to thinking that you can only find girls to date when you’re out at a party or at the bar. They’re on the street, in a store, in class, everywhere you go. Just go out into the world and pay closer attention.
# Start by [[flirt|flirting]] with her a bit.
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Vicki Lawrence and The Jacksons – Body Language RARE

the Jacksons at the Carol Burnett Show in 1976
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translate in spanish plz!?


by James.McDowell

Question by Shelly: translate in spanish plz!?
hey i need some help translating these statements into spanish!plz only answer if u actually know it! i speal a little spanish so im good with pronunciation but if its a diff pronunciation plz tell me! ty!!

“that body’s like music to my ear”
“But the way that body’s talkin’ definitely makes sence”
“it’s her body language”

thanx!
p.s its a song which im trying to translate thats y its rly weird hehe

Best answer:

Answer by Pimp Masta Flex
“ese cuerpo es como música para mi oreja”
“pero el modo en que habla ese cuerpo definitivamente tiene sentido”
“es su lenguaje corporal”

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Choose Best Door Mats for your House!

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Choose Best Door Mats for your House!

Door mats and outdoor mats are the sign of the cleanliness of your house. They have practical use and great aesthetic value.

Outdoor mats are an invaluable first defense to protect your carpets and flooring. They also help in reducing slips and falls. You can pick the outdoor mat and door mat of your choice from the broad selection of these items available in the market. Super strong absorbent cotton tufts of outdoor mats and door mats remove all trace of moisture and dirt from boots, shoes and paws. They are washable and they are durable. Good quality line of outdoor mats available in market stop dirt and grime before it enters your door. In fact you can pair the outdoor mats with door mats to protect your house from dirt and at the same time to give your house a beautiful look. For tough boot-scraping action, there are non-absorbent super scrape and rubber brush door mats available which will stop the heaviest of grit and dirt before it enters your house.

Take advantage of the most extensive selection of outdoor mats and door mats. A good outdoor mat gives protection against slips and falls, has lower maintenance costs, and adds to the décor of your house. You can go for beautiful and practical doormats to provide a decorative alternative to an average doormat. With a range of designs there are mats for every area of your home. Front door mats, back door mats, kitchen mats, bath mats, area mats on landings and stairs. They are also ideal for mobile homes and holiday lets.

There are very innovative outdoor mats and door mats to choose from, funny doormats, your doormat welcome your guests or tells them to get lost. Add humour to cleanliness. Show off your personality. Pick the best outdoor mats and door mats for your house!

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Learn How To Read Body Language


by amayzun

Learn How To Read Body Language

Body language and movement is understood as the non-verbal communication that individuals portray when they are talking or presenting to others. It is the process of expressing emotions, conveying attitudes, demonstrating personality traits and supporting our overall meaning through non-verbal means. You will find that each individual will use their body language to communicate with other people in their everyday lives.

There are many different non-verbal behaviors that vary across cultures, such as the thumbs up to signify “way to go” or “good job”. However, the different six primary emotions of happiness, surprise, sadness, fear, anger, and disgust are common throughout all cultures. You will find that these six come from our own instincts and can be taught to us, as they will naturally appear when we speak and communicate with others. When you have a conversation with another person you will have an expression coming from within you that will come from your sub consciousness. And, because this comes from the subconscious, it can tell others a great deal about how you are as a person.

Fear is a natural human emotion and serves a purpose related to our safety and security. But let us imagine a person who has witnessed a serious auto mobile accident, but rather than running to the aid of the injured; they run franticly in the opposite direction. This frantic running away is body expression that certainly infers some kind of fear. Specifically what that fears might be we cannot know without talking to the person. But it is obvious that the fear has nothing to do with immediate safety. Through this example you should be able to see how we can read another’s personality through the lens of his body language.

You can try an experiment of your own at home. When you speak to someone, you should look at what their body is communicating to you as well. Whilst talking with someone, observe their body language as they talk. After a few moments observation, you should close your eyes and continual listening to them. When you do this, you will not be able to see their hands moving, facial expressions, or other bodily movements. You will, though, realise how much information is not available to you because you have your eyes closed. You will find that thus process will become even more difficult to read and understand without actually seeing an individual’s expressions that go with their vocal speech.

One concrete way to learn how to read someone’s body language is to observe them and get to know how they act. You should remember that all individuals have six common types of instinctual body language. But, these do vary in degree of expression. There are non-verbal communications which will also be common among certain cultures, societies and families. Due to this, two different people can have very similar behaviors which will be expressed through similar types of body language. If you know your own body language, then you will find it easier to read similar ones in others, and therefore will provide you with an insight into another people’s personalities.

As you learn your own body language try to relate those behaviors to your subconscious thinking. Try to regulate or over analyze your subconscious thought though. The only goal here is to match those thoughts with the body language you use to express those thoughts. This not about judging yourself, but it’s about learning to read your body language so you can read the body language of others. You can use this information to improve your understanding of the many different interactions you will become involved with.

Once you recognize some of your own body language movements and what they mean, you will be able to begin to read other people with more accuracy. When you are having a conversation with someone, you will be able to identify different things such as mixed messages. These mixed messages will be identified when an individual says one thing, yet their body communications something else.

A good example is when someone lies to you. They tell you, “I didn’t do it!”, but the tone of voice, the looking away, and the slight nervousness lets you know that something is not quite right in what they are telling you. This conflict between verbal language and body language could signal deception. Mixed messages are most certainly related to insincerity and point to that person as having something to hide.

Ruth is a body language specialist who is aware of how to read someones body language and see if their body is saying something different when they are in a conversation. She also teaches others to learn how to read a person’s body language when they are having a discussion with someone.

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WAYS TO START YOUR OWN DIGITALPHOTOGRAPHIC BUSINESS! (Part Eight)

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by theirhistory

WAYS TO START YOUR OWN DIGITALPHOTOGRAPHIC BUSINESS! (Part Eight)

Your own digital, photography based, home business could start here. . .

*  PET BOWLS.  You could stick the photo onto the bowl on the outside with a transfer, or you can get bowls that come apart for the insertion of a photograph. Pet accessories are a huge market along with toys ,food and training. Millions is being spent daily. You only need a very small share of that market to make a good living, or even a life changing income. Apart from personalised bowls, how about general cute photos, or promotions for individual pet shop owners, pet toy and food manufacturers. The company who make these bowls did not go into it lightly, they made sure there was a market. Use their research to grab yourself a slice. Don’t go to the market with a sieve,go with a personalised pet bowl!

*  WINDOW ADVERTISING.  How many windows can you see if you, ahem, look out of your window? Quite a few I bet, not only in buildings, but vehicles too. How many are in commercial buildings or vehicles?  Still quite a few isn’t it?  Well with reverse cling film you can put photographs and sales messages on these windows. Window replacement companies, estate agents, politicians (they might be reluctant in case you see through them!), Try Yellow Pages, how many companies in there would look into this kind of advertising?  Must stop here I am becoming a pane, no that was’nt me I was framed.

*  BANNERS.  Personalised banners with photographs on are much better than just the words ‘happy birthday’. How about street parties. local events, tractor pulls, conker contests, garden fetes, Search out event diaries in your local press and contact them to see if they want a photographic banner with the organisers on, rather than that tired, tatty old one that can hardly be read anymore.

*  SECURITY HOLOGRAMS.  The security business is huge, holographs are easy to do now, put the two together and you are an innovative 21st century security company. Search security holograms on the internet and let that show you what others are doing and what they are charging. Then go to my blog and see companies that can help you.

*  CERTIFICATES.  Sports, academic, lots of certificates being printed out in schools, organisations, pre-schools, companies, training colleges every day. Get your certificate in front of the buyer with a school photo, appropriately engineered, or samples of what you can do.

*  FUZZY PRINTS.  This is a relatively new media to print on and will go into any standard inkjet printer. Obvious markets include animals (the ones with fur), landscapes with foliage, promotional postcards for material manufacturers. Maybe even a seaside postcard, I know water is’nt furry, but it moves. As I say, this is new and I haven’t tried out all the possibilities yet, but you can!

*  AUTO SHADES.  Functional auto sun shades. Advertising for car lots, holiday destinations, sun cream, sports like golf and tennis, humour, political statements ‘the sun always shines with our party’. Very good advertising media,  try local tradesmen who leave their vehicle all day.

*  PLAQUES/TROPHIES.  So many organisations and businesses that present plaques and trophies to their outstanding members or people. Have a look at whats on offer, where can it be improved? Fuzzy plaque for this years top suede shoe seller!

*  BINDERS.  Lots of these being carried around by students and business people. Colleges and companies may benefit with their own binders. Personalised binders, sports or music themed, promotional items for sports or music companies.

*  MEMO BOARDS.  Go into any business presentation and you will most likely see bland memo boards. Offer something new with the company photograph and mission emblazoned on it. Don’t forget memo boards for home.

This is just to get your creative juices going and your brain storming with ideas! The internet has opened up a never ending need for images, of anything and everything. Stock photography has changed, gone are the highly professional, large format shots of models and beaches, that had to be technically perfect, well they are not gone, but they are not the only opportunities for aspiring photographers who want to make a living with their hobby, their passion. Images that you would’nt believe started life as a photograph end up everywhere these days and the ability to transform these images is available to everyone, and in the comfort of their own home.

Don’t forget a lot of well known high street businesses started life on a kitchen table, why not yours?

Ged has over 30 years experience in Photography, with a special interest in Photography based Business Opportunities. He is a published Expert Author and has written about many of his experiences, Photographic Tips and Lessons for the newcomers. Covering all aspects and adding new information all the time

http://Photoanalytics.blogspot.com

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Is He Really Interested Or Just Wasting My Time? The Body Language Can Tell You The Truth


by amayzun

Is He Really Interested Or Just Wasting My Time? The Body Language Can Tell You The Truth

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Our body can produce over 700,000 unique movements

More than 90% of the job interview is conveyed by non-verbal means. You did all the homework for your interview. You know everything about the company, their vision, management style, what skills you have that would benefit this company, and where you expect your career to be in 10 years. Briefly you know all the correct answers to 249 interview questions, but at the end of the day what really counts is the main question: did you have good chemistry? Can they trust your message, and what you can do in order to make sure that they will?  

We polish our verbal skills for an interview or date, but few of us give much consideration to their non verbal communication and body language skills that support the verbal messages and can make the deferent.

Up-to-date research has proven that the large majority of messages are received in varying levels of effectiveness. The impact you make on others depends on what you say (7%), how you say it (38%), and by your body language (55%).

More than 90% of our communication is conveyed by non-verbal means. Body language is the main factor in such communication. This is an ancient form of interaction that is even more evident in the animal world. The non-verbal messages are mostly perceived in our unconsciousness leading us to a hunch or a feeling regarding a person or a situation: “I don’t like him, I can feel he is lying” or on the positive side, “I immediately felt connected to her”.
We can read other thoughts like open cards. The thoughts in our minds transfer into feeling that get an emotional expressions that our body pronounces in thousand of gestures, postures, and expressions.
The human body can produce over 700,000 unique movements. These movements have been partitioned into about 60 discrete and symbolic signals and around 60 gestures, postures, and expressions.
Body language can be used to improve your negotiation skills, your presentation ability, and in different social interactions, including a job interview.
Reading body language is a valuable key at a job interview, it gives you more tools than you could have. To succeed over other confronts you must be attentive to what silent body gestures you are giving off, you also need to be aware of the interviewer’s body language.
If it is a natural form of communication, why do I need to learn it?
Only a small percentage of the population perceive the non-verbal signs at the conscious level and can use body language as a tool to “read” others and to present themselves and their messages in a reliable way. These people can create empathy, detect lies within seconds, and feel immediately when it’s the right time to close a deal. Others can learn it; many politicians practice body language techniques and use personal training for these purposes. Similarly, police and security experts are trained to understand body language as a tool to detect lies. In the corporate world, body language interpretation is a key tool in the interview and hiring process of new employees. Some companies even have a body language expert present during interviews and as part of a negotiation team for large-scale deals.

How to start? Entering with long strides

Go to the interview and imagine that you already got the job before the interview even begins. Positives thoughts transmitted by your body into positive gestures.
The interview starts the moment you step into the room. Walk in tall, with a smile on your face. Make sure your hands are free and offer it to the interviewer. Make the handshake strong and firm, pumping hands once or twice, then releasing.
Entering with long strides characterizes a person with long-term goals and the willingness to take risks.
Remember that we never get a second chance to make the first impression.
Keep on open body – “I have nothing to hide”.
Straight, open hands forming one line with arm, shows honesty and openness.
Keep open body posture and appropriate eye contact. Seat yourself at a reasonable distance from the other person.
Most of the people find it too hard to lie while their hands are open. This message is most important as a first impression.

Eye contact
• “The eyes are often called, ‘the windows of the soul’ as they can send many different non-verbal signals.
• Eye contact often increases significantly when we are listening, and especially when we are paying close attention to what the other person is saying.
• Less eye contact is used when talking, particularly by people who are visual thinkers as they stare into the distance or upwards as they ‘see’ what they are talking about.
• Locked ankles
When a person makes very little eye contact, they may be feeling insecure. They may also be lying and not want to be detected; it also could be as a result of coulter behavior.
Smile
A good smile has the power to say, “I’m a happy, confident person and I’d love to work here”. Practice a smile that puts people at ease. It’s just as much your responsibility to ensure that there is a relaxed atmosphere during the interview.
Where would you like me to sit?”
Wait for the interviewer to direct you to a seat. You can ask the interviewer, “Where would you like me to sit?”
Try to avoid locking your ankles even if they are hidden from the eyes of the interviewer. It’s a blocking and negative gesture that affects your state of mind.
As a rule it is difficult for most people to control their legs since they are far from the head. This is even difficult for those people who are extremely aware of body language.
Don’t forget, people want to feel special. They want to feel as though you are speaking to them directly or that they are the most important person in the room during your conversation.

Why cards?

The information in this field is organized mostly in books, which is amazing taking into consideration the fact that it’s a visual mode of communication, and the crucial thing is to have the visual memory of the movement in mind when one encounters the relevant gesture.

Cards send a signal to our brain that it’s a game and not another bulk of information that we have to learn. People like to play and thus the information is more effectively consolidated.

By flash cards much of the information is integrated in additional brain areas, those involved in habits acquisition.

It’s also a very easy way to practice and repeat the information- which is more complicated with other means.
“You never get a second chance to make the first impression”
You can learn more in www.bodylanguagecards.com

Trained as a zoologist Gill became fascinated by the similarities of basic mammalian behaviors to those of humans. He has spent the last 18 years investigating this field and as a lecturer on non-verbal communication, presentation and public speaking.
He is a personal trainer of some leading corporate negotiators and politicians.
Gill shares his professional secrets of his trade in this unique tool to master the secrets of Body Language.

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When is Heidi Montag’s song “Body Language” song coming out?


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Question by ILuvHockey: When is Heidi Montag’s song “Body Language” song coming out?
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Released – August 16, 2007 (Leaked)

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